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Weekly Market Snapshot: Records Everywhere as a Blowout Canadian Jobs Report Meets a Shock U.S. Loss

  August 8, 2026 A short, holiday-shortened week still managed to deliver record after record. The TSX, the S&P 500, the Nasdaq, and Europe's major indices all closed the week at or near all-time highs — even as Friday's jobs numbers told two very different stories on either side of the border. Here's everything that moved your money this week, and what to watch next. The Bottom Line The TSX capped its biggest weekly advance in about four months, closing Friday at a record 36,381.23 after Canada added a blowout 75,100 jobs in July (versus 17,800 expected). Wall Street also hit fresh records — but for the opposite reason: US employers unexpectedly cut 23,000 jobs, which markets read as reducing the odds of any further Fed rate hikes. Add in a fourth straight record close for European stocks, a wild swing in oil, and gold pushing toward US$4,400/oz, and it was a week where almost every major asset class ended up higher. 🇨🇦 Canada: TSX's Best Week Since April Canadia...

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Escaped Monkeys from South Carolina Lab Embark on Unexpected Adventure

 

 In an unexpected turn of events, 43 rhesus macaques have escaped from the Alpha Genesis research facility in Yemassee, South Carolina. The monkeys, bred for medical research, made their break for freedom after an employee failed to fully secure a door during routine feeding and checks.

The monkeys have been spotted in the woods near the facility, and efforts are underway to recapture them using food as bait. Alpha Genesis CEO Greg Westergaard remains optimistic about their safe return, stating, "I think they are having an adventure".

Authorities have assured the public that the monkeys pose no health risk, as they are pathogen-free and harmless. However, residents are advised to keep their distance and report any sightings to local authorities to avoid making the monkeys more skittish and harder to capture.

The monkeys, all female and weighing about 7 pounds each, have been seen exploring the outer fence of the compound and interacting playfully with the monkeys still inside. Police and facility workers are closely monitoring the situation to ensure a safe and swift resolution.

Eve Cooper, a biology professor at the University of Colorado Boulder, cautions that while the monkeys are generally harmless, they can become aggressive if frightened. She advises the public to maintain a safe distance and allow professionals to handle the recapture efforts.

As the search continues, the community remains hopeful for the safe return of these adventurous primates.


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